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In a world where the web should delight and enrich,
Do any of these make your nose slightly twitch?

When performance neglected, and sites slowly load,
Like a tortoise called Mortis, leisurely crossing the road.

When hosts and developers in dissonant song,
Point fingers and cry out “It’s not me in the wrong!”

Mysterious invoices, servers askew,
Vulnerabilities lurking, awaiting their due.

And when things go south and you’re left with support,
It’s like zebras on keyboards, a nonsensical sport.

Lost in this digital world, feeling small?
Looking for answers, a guide through it all?

By day, I’m a coder, but when it comes to the night,
A rabbit-turned-hero, prepared for the fight.

For speed, I’m unmatched, as I only know fast,
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Alert, I’ll be watchful as I guard and I wait,
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